Villa Excuse My French

Villa Excuse My French is a lush paradise, ideal for a serene and opulent vacation. This rental abode is enveloped by verdant surroundings, featuring numerous tall trees and indigenous flora from Saint Barthélemy Island. Its ambiance is perfectly suited for a tranquil getaway, allowing you to relish quality time with your family. While it may not offer sea views, it provides something truly exceptional. The villa is just a five minute stroll from Flamands Beach, one of the most picturesque coastal spots in the Caribbean.

Despite its somewhat quirky name, it’s an owner’s playful attempt to add a touch of whimsy to this recently constructed rental property. The bedrooms, bathrooms, common areas, spacious balconies, garden, and private pool are all thoughtfully designed for a comfortable lifestyle. With style, luxury, and convenience, it caters to your every need. Plus, the Caribbean charm of this residence adds a distinctive flair, making it a one-of-a-kind home on the island.

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Bedrooms: Villa Excuse My French features two separate pavilions accommodating three bedrooms, providing sleeping space for up to six guests. The master suite, situated in a private pavilion, includes a European king-size bed, English and French channel television, a spacious wardrobe, makeup mirror, and an ensuite bathroom. This bedroom boasts a glass sliding door opening to a private balcony with views of lush greenery.

The main pavilion houses the other two bedrooms on the upper floor, with the common areas on the ground floor. These bedrooms offer similar decor and amenities, overlooking the internal courtyard and sharing a terrace. To ensure a peaceful night’s rest, all three bedrooms maintain a deliberately simple design. The villa comprises three bathrooms, with the master suite having its private bathroom, while guests in the second and third bedrooms share a toilet located in the corridor between the two rooms.

Outdoors: The focal point of this setting is the central courtyard, featuring a private swimming pool surrounded by numerous lounges for pre and post-swim relaxation. Additionally, the pool terrace offers a comfortable sofa area with soft cushions, as well as an outdoor dining table for delightful alfresco meals. This expansive space provides a greater per-person area compared to typical hotel settings. Lush greenery abounds with palm trees, banana trees, and various native island plants, creating a vibrant backdrop. The outdoor space includes a lawn and a garden footpath connecting different areas. The villa is enclosed by an enchanting dark stone wall, enhancing its overall beauty.

Indoors: An internal staircase conveniently connects the two floors within the main pavilion. The ground floor boasts a welcoming living area, complete with a generously sized sofa and a wall-mounted television. This room is truly remarkable, featuring two opposing walls that can fully open, creating a seamless connection with the lush surroundings. One wall opens up to the lawn, while the opposite one leads to a charming small forest area. The well-made kitchen is equipped with a range of modern appliances, including a refrigerator, toaster, oven, blender, coffee maker, dishwasher, and a wine storage unit. For dining, the alfresco experience awaits on the terrace.

Staff Quarters: Staying at this vacation residence provides guests with an opulent and refined experience akin to what one might find in a top-tier hotel. It encompasses a comprehensive array of amenities and services, ensuring guests have everything they could possibly need, such as a private swimming pool, gas barbecue, wine storage, complete tableware and glassware, a fully-equipped kitchen, air-conditioning, internet access, programmable safes in the bedrooms, hair dryers, and well-stocked bathrooms with towels and toiletries. The villa manager is readily accessible, and guests can also request a variety of additional paid services.

Concierge: The Concierge team takes care of guest experiences! We are your personal assistants on the ground and help you with anything and everything from the moment you book with us, at no extra charge.

Payment Terms: 25% deposit payment required to confirm your stay

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. Balance payable at least 60 days prior to check-in

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. Security deposit: credit card authorization USD

Deposit:  25% deposit payment required to confirm your stay

Cancellation Policy:

House Rules: Check-in: after 03:00 pm | Check-out: until 12:00 pm

Location: Situated in the charming Flamands neighbourhood of St. Barts, this house is enveloped by picturesque hills and embraces a classic and expansive Caribbean beach. The beauty of Flamands Beach is so captivating that it could easily be featured on a postcard, known for its greater width compared to St. Jean Beach. It’s a favoured spot for boogie boarding and body surfing due to its consistent waves. Access to this beach is convenient with a leisurely stroll, and a nearby tennis court is available for sports enthusiasts. For dining and refreshments outdoors, Food Locker and La Cabane are easy options.

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